Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th October 2001

Dilbert//4567, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 16th October 2001

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stock market expert microphone tail off camera makes me wag honest work

Official transcript

Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert sits behind a desk in front of a camera. The cameraman hands him a microphone and says, "Clip this microphone to your fur. We're live in two."

Dogbert responds, "Make sure my tail is off camera. I'll be recommending stocks I own and that sort of thing makes me wag."

The cameraman thinks to himself, "Someday I gotta get honest work."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOCK MARKET EXPERT CLIP THIS MICROPHONE TO YOUR FUR.

WE'RE LIVE IN TWO.

MAKE SURE MY TAIL IS OFF CAMERA. I'LL BE RECOMMENDING STOCKS I OWN AND THAT SORT OF THING MAKES ME WAG.

SOMEDAY I GOTTA GET HONEST WORK

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stock Market Expert"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man interviewing a dog on the stock market. The man is shown wearing a headset and holding a microphone, while the dog sits on a desk with its tail wagging.

• The man asks the dog to clip the microphone to its fur, and the dog complies.
• The man then asks the dog to recommend stocks it owns and that make it wag.
• The dog responds with a thought bubble saying "Someday I gotta get honest work."
• The man is shown looking confused and unsure of what to do next.

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a dog giving investment advice.
• The dog's response suggests that it may not be taking the interview seriously.
• The man's confusion and uncertainty add to the humor of the situation.

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