Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th October 2001
Dilbert//4560, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 9th October 2001
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become teacher educate leaders educate the morons stop beliveing eat the sdonut dreams crush
Official transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert are eating breakfast. Dilbert says, "Maybe I should become a teacher so I can educate the leaders of tomorrow."
Dogbert responds, "Maybe you should educate the morons of tomorrow so they'll stop believing the leaders of tomorrow."
Dilbert replies, "Maybe I'll just eat this donut and go to work."
Dogbert asks, "Do you have more dreams I can crush?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MAYBE I SHOULD BECOME A TEACHER 50 I CAN EDUCATE THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD EDUCATE THE MORONS OF TOMORROW SO THEY'LL STOP BELIEVING THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW.
MAYBE I'LL JUST EAT THIS DONUT AND GO TO WORK.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE DREAMS I CAN CRUSH?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Moronic Leaders of Tomorrow"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at a desk with a donut.
- He expresses his desire to educate the leaders of tomorrow but is deterred by the thought of dealing with their potential lack of intelligence.
- Dilbert's coworker, Dogbert, appears and asks if he has any more dreams he can crush.
- Dilbert responds by saying that he just wants to eat the donut and go to work.
Key Points:
- Dilbert's frustration with the idea of educating the leaders of tomorrow
- Dogbert's sarcastic comment about crushing dreams
- Dilbert's decision to focus on eating the donut and going to work instead
- The comic strip's commentary on the challenges of working with others and the importance of prioritizing one's own needs.
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