Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th October 2001

Dilbert//4557, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 6th October 2001

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six sigma consulatant identify probelms control fist give me a belt second step

Official transcript

Headline: Six Sigma Consultant. Dogbert says to the meeting, "The first step is to identify your problems."

The Boss responds, "We don't have any problems. What's the second step?"

Alice pins one hand down with the other and clenches her teeth. She thinks to herself, "Must..control...fist."

The Boss says, "I hope someone gives me a belt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIX SIGMA CONSULTANT THE FIRST STEP IS TO IDENTIFY YOUR PROBLEMS.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.

WHAT'S THE SECOND STEP?

MUST CONTROL FIST I HOPE SOMEONE GIVES ME A BELT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Six Sigma Consultant"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a Six Sigma consultant guiding a group of employees through a problem-solving process. The consultant emphasizes the importance of identifying problems before proceeding to the next step.

Panel 1:

• The consultant says, "THE FIRST STEP IS TO IDENTIFY YOUR PROBLEMS."
• An employee responds, "WE DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. WHAT'S THE SECOND STEP?"

Panel 2:

• The consultant asks, "MUST... CONTROL... FIST."
• Another employee chimes in, "I HOPE SOMEONE GIVES ME A BELT."

Key Points:

• The Six Sigma consultant's approach to problem-solving is emphasized.
• The employees' lack of understanding and misinterpretation of the process are highlighted.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the complexities and challenges of implementing Six Sigma in a workplace setting.

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