Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd October 2001

Dilbert//4554, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 3rd October 2001

Tags

six sigma program doomed same consulatant worthless progarms totally different name

Official transcript

"You've got to implement a six sigma program or else you're doomed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'VE GOT TO IMPLEMENT A SIX SIGMA PROGRAM OR ELSE YOU'RE DOOMED.

AREN'T YOU THE SAME CONSULTANT WHO SOLD US THE WORTHLESS TQM PROGRAM A FEW YEARS AGO?

I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS PROGRAM HAS A TOTALLY, TOTALLY DIFFERENT NAME.

WHEN CAN WE START?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "TQM Program"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager is seeking to implement a Six Sigma program, but the employee expresses concerns about the effectiveness of the program, citing its poor performance in the past. The manager is determined to proceed with the program, despite the employee's reservations.

Key Points:

• The manager wants to implement a Six Sigma program.
• The employee is skeptical about the program's effectiveness.
• The employee mentions that the same consultant who sold the program a few years ago is involved.
• The manager is determined to proceed with the program.

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