Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd June 2001
Dilbert//4452, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 23rd June 2001
Tags
temp sign time sheet permanent position dog has fake owner dilbert clone doll stand in fake person animals
Official transcript
Dilbert walks through the door of his house and says, "Dogbert! I'm ho-o-ome!"
Dogbert appears in the doorway and says, "I'll be right there. I have to sign the temp's time sheet."
Dilbert walks into the living room and finds a man sitting on a couch in a mask of his face, and Dogbert standing next to him saying, "If you're ever interested in a full-time position, give me a call."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
DOGBERT!
I'M -- !
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. I HAVE TO SIGN THE TEMP'S TIME SHEET.
IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN A PERMANENT POSITION, GIVE ME A CALL.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The title of this comic strip is "Signing Time Sheet."
Panel 1: Introduction
- Dogbert, a white dog with a sarcastic tone, is introduced as the new employee at the company.
- Dogbert is shown entering the office, carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.
- The caption reads, "I'm Ho-o-ome!"
Panel 2: Job Offer
- Dogbert is approached by a man who offers him a job.
- The man says, "If you're ever interested in a permanent position, give me a call."
- Dogbert responds with a sarcastic remark, "I'll be right there. I have to sign the temp's time sheet."
Panel 3: Time Sheet
- Dogbert is shown signing the time sheet, with a sarcastic expression on his face.
- The caption reads, "Signing Time Sheet."
Overall
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of temporary employment and the bureaucracy surrounding it. Dogbert's sarcastic tone and behavior add to the humor of the strip.
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