Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th June 2001
Dilbert//4442, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 13th June 2001
Tags
leave work early doctor appt female issues get out of work worked 80 hour week boss zombie
Official transcript
Alice is leaving the office with her briefcase and her jacket. The Boss stands with his hands on his hips in the doorway behind her and says, "It looks like someone is leaving early."
Alice turns and replies, "I started at 5 a.m. and I've already worked eighty hours this week."
The Boss looks at her and says, "SO?"
Alice replies, "I have a doctor's appointment...for female..."
as the Boss puts his hands to his ears and yells, "No details! Go Go Go!"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS LEAVING EARLY I STARTED AT 5A.M. AND I'VE ALREADY WORKED EIGHTY HOURS THIS WEEK.
SO?
I HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT FOR...
FEMALE...
NO DETAILS!
GO GO GO!!!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Early Bird"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2001, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, and his coworker, Wally, a man with a similar hairstyle. The scene unfolds as follows:
- The scene opens with Wally arriving late to work, claiming he started at 5 a.m. and has already worked 80 hours that week.
- Dilbert is skeptical and asks Wally to go to a doctor's appointment for a female patient.
- Wally is hesitant but eventually agrees to accompany Dilbert to the appointment.
- As they walk to the doctor's office, Wally tries to convince Dilbert that he is indeed a woman.
- Upon arrival, Wally is revealed to be a man, and the doctor's appointment is a ruse to get out of work.
- The comic strip ends with Dilbert and Wally walking away, with Dilbert commenting, "No details, go go go!"
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