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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd June 2001

Dilbert//4431, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 2nd June 2001


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set up instructions read instructions true engineer set up slurping sounds


Official transcript

Dilbert and Alice open a box as Wally stands by, drinking coffee. Alice says, "Dilbert, we should read the set-up instructions."

Alice and Dilbert lift the contraption out of the box as Dilbert replies, "Alice, a true engineer never reads the set-up instructions."

Wally takes a sip of coffee. Dilbert continues holding the contraption as Alice reads the instruction manual: "It says to keep it away from any slurping sounds."

Just then, an arm reaches out and grabs Wally's head.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE SHOULD READ THE SETUP INSTRUCTIONS.

ALICE, A TRUE ENGINEER NEVER READS THE SETUP INSTRUCTIONS.

IT SAYS TO KEEP IT AWAY FROM ANY SLURPING SOUNDS.

GAAA!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Alice's Warning"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Alice, a true engineer, who emphasizes the importance of reading set-up instructions. The scene unfolds with a group of individuals gathered around a table, engaged in a discussion about the instructions.

  • Key Points:
    • Alice's warning to read the set-up instructions is met with skepticism by others.
    • The group proceeds to ignore her advice and begin assembling the device.
    • As they work, they make mistakes and encounter issues, highlighting the consequences of not following the instructions.
  • Humor and Commentary:
    • The comic strip uses humor to highlight the importance of following instructions and the potential consequences of not doing so.
    • It pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people ignoring instructions and expecting things to work out despite their lack of understanding.
  • Overall Message:
    • The comic strip conveys the importance of reading and following instructions, especially in technical or complex situations.
    • It serves as a reminder to be cautious and attentive when working with new devices or systems, lest we suffer the consequences of our own ignorance.

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