Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th October 2000

Dilbert//4210, first published 26 years ago on Tuesday 24th October 2000


Tags

catbert personal use stealing from company human resources form a gang business


Official transcript

Catbert is standing on Wally's desk. Catbert says, "Your personal use of the internet is like stealing from the company!"

Wally says, "You work in Human Resources; that's like stealing from the company, too."

Wally continues, "Maybe we should form a gang."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR PERSONAL USE OF THE INTERNET IS LIKE STEALING FROM THE COMPANY!

YOU WORK IN HUMAN RESOURCES: THAT'S LIKE STEALING FROM THE COMPANY, TOO.

MAYBE WE SHOULD FORM A GANG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stealing from the Company"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2000, features Dilbert and Dogbert in a humorous exchange.

  • Dilbert: "Your personal use of the internet is like stealing from the company!"
  • Dogbert: "You work in human resources; that's like stealing from the company, too."
  • Dilbert: "Maybe we should form a gang."

The comic strip playfully critiques the notion of "stealing" in the workplace, highlighting the irony of HR employees being accused of theft while using company resources for personal purposes.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour