Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th May 2000

Dilbert//4051, first published 26 years ago on Thursday 18th May 2000

Tags

vp stalks alice bouquet pencils fire secreatry vp no flowers

Open source transcript

VP STALKS ALICE I BROUGHT YOU A BOUQUET, ALICE.

THAT'S A BUNCH OF PENCILS, NOT A FLOWER BOUQUET.

REALLY?

MAY I USE YOUR PHONE? I NEED TO FIRE MY SECRETARY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "VP Stalks Alice"

Summary:

The comic strip features VP Stalks Alice, a humorous and relatable scenario that highlights the quirks of office life.

• The strip begins with Alice, a vice president, presenting a bouquet of pencils to her colleague, VP Stalks, as a gift.
• VP Stalks is perplexed by the unusual gift, asking if it's a flower bouquet, and Alice responds with a straight face that it's a bunch of pencils, not a flower bouquet.
• The conversation takes an unexpected turn when VP Stalks asks Alice to use her phone to fire her secretary, adding a layer of absurdity to the situation.
• The strip showcases the humor and wit of the characters, as well as the creative and often bizarre ways that people interact in the workplace.

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