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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd December 1999

Dilbert//3884, first published 27 years ago on Friday 3rd December 1999


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website webbish how long office technology


Official transcript

The boss says to Dilbert, who is sitting at his computer: "The web site needs to be more webbish"

The boss says to Dilbert: "But not to webbish"

The boss says to Dilbert: "How long will that take?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE WEBSITE NEEDS TO BE MORE WEBBISH.

BUT NOT TOO WEBBISH.

HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Webbish"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, navigating a conversation about the web site's level of "webbishness." The conversation begins with a coworker asking if the web site needs to be more "webbish," prompting Dilbert to respond with a tongue-in-cheek remark that it should not be too "webbish." As the conversation progresses, Dilbert is asked how long it will take to achieve the desired level of "webbishness," leading to a humorous exchange.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's sarcastic humor
  • The concept of "webbishness" as a subjective measure
  • The coworker's genuine inquiry about the web site's level of "webbishness"
  • Dilbert's tongue-in-cheek response and subsequent exchange

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to quantify or measure the level of "webbishness" in a web site, highlighting the absurdity of such a concept. The exchange between Dilbert and his coworker showcases the character's signature wit and sarcasm, making for an entertaining and relatable read.

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