Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th November 1999

Dilbert//3880, first published 27 years ago on Monday 29th November 1999

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iso 9000 falsify documents comapliance liance fraud cheat lie steal boss

Official transcript

Wally, the boss, and Dilbert are in a meeting. The boss says, "In addition to ISO 9000, we will strive to be QS-9000 compliant."

The boss continues, "That means falsifying the following documents: QSR, APQP, FMEA, MSA, SPC, PPAP and QSA."

"Remember, you can't spell compliance without "liance"..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN ADDITION TO ISO 9000, WE WILL STRIVE TO BE Q5-9000 COMPLIANT.

THAT MEANS FALSIFYING THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS: QSR, APQP, FMEA, MSA, SPC, PPAP AND QSA.

REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T SPELL COMPLIANCE WITHOUT "LIANCE".

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Liance" (a play on the word "liance," implying a false or fake compliance)

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of office workers discussing the importance of compliance with various regulations and standards. One worker mentions that they will strive to be QS-9000 compliant, but another worker corrects them, pointing out that they are actually falsifying documents to appear compliant.

The worker then lists several acronyms, including QSR, APQP, FMEA, MSA, SPC, PPAP, and QSA, which are all related to quality management systems. The worker jokes that they can't spell compliance without "liance," implying that they are pretending to be compliant without actually following the necessary procedures.

Overall, the comic strip highlights the importance of genuine compliance and the potential consequences of falsifying documents to appear compliant.

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