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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th November 1999

Dilbert//3876, first published 27 years ago on Thursday 25th November 1999


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the turnaround ceo work of 10 people strategic planning traitorous mole


Official transcript

Dilbert is standing in front of the CEO's desk saying, "If you let me keep my job, I'll do the work of ten people."

The CEO looks like the devil. Dilbert goes on, "Specifically, it would be the ten people in our strategic planning group."

Dilbert says, "They don't do much."

The CEO replies, "I'd like you to be my traitorous mole."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE TURNAROUND CEO IF YOU LET ME KEEP MY JOB, I'LL DO THE WORK OF TEN PEOPLE.

SPECIFICALLY, IT WOULD BE THE TEN PEOPLE IN OUR STRATEGIC PLANNING GROUP.

THEY DON'T DO MUCH.

I'D LIKE YOU TO BE MY TRAITOROUS MOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Traitor-ous Mole"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a CEO who asks his employees to do the work of ten people.
  • An employee responds by saying they don't do much, and the CEO asks if they would like to be the traitor-ous mole.
  • The employee agrees, and the CEO tells them to do the work of ten people.
  • The employee is shown doing the work of ten people, while the other employees are shown doing nothing.
  • The CEO is shown smiling and saying "I'd like you to be my traitor-ous mole."

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