Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th November 1999
Dilbert//3871, first published 27 years ago on Saturday 20th November 1999
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hacker broke into system corporate startegy post it internet email address technology
Official transcript
The boss, Dilbert, Alice and Wally are in a meeting. The boss is looking at a piece of paper and says to the group, "A hacker broke into our system and found out our corporate strategy."
Dilbert asks, "Did he post it on the internet? I'd like to read it."
Dilbert continues, "I'm also curious about my objectives for the year. Do you have the guy's e-mail address?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
A HACKER BROKE INTO OUR SYSTEM AND FOUND OUT OUR CORPORATE STRATEGY.
DID HE POST IT ON THE INTERNET? I'D LIKE TO READ IT.
I'M ALSO CURIOUS ABOUT MY OBJECTIVES FOR THIS YEAR. DO YOU HAVE THE GUY'S EMAIL ADDRESS?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Corporate Strategy Hacked"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a corporate meeting where the CEO announces that the company's corporate strategy has been hacked. The employees are confused and concerned, with one asking if the hacker posted it on the internet. The CEO responds that he did not, but is curious about the employee's objectives for the year and asks if they have the guy's email address. The employees are shocked and amused by the CEO's response, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
Key Points:
- The company's corporate strategy has been hacked.
- The CEO is unaware of the hacker's identity or motives.
- The employees are confused and concerned about the breach.
- The CEO is more interested in the employee's objectives for the year than the security breach.
- The employee is shocked and amused by the CEO's response.
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