Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th July 1999

Dilbert//3741, first published 27 years ago on Tuesday 13th July 1999

Tags

all the copies bestseller house as colleral dump pay back dogbert gets loan

Official transcript

Caption: "Dogbert gets a loan"

Dogbert sits across the desk from a bank executive. Dogbert wags his tail and says, "I plan to buy all the copies of hte book I authored, thus making it a bestseller."

Dogbert says, "And I'd like to use your house as collateral. Unless it's a dump."

The banker says, "How are you planning to pay us back?"

dogbert says, "Do you take books?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT GETS A LOAN I PLAN TO BUY ALL THE COPIES OF A BOOK I AUTHORED, THUS MAKING IT A BESTSELLER.

AND I'D LIKE TO USE YOUR HOUSE AS COLLATERAL.

UNLESS IT'S A DUMP.

HOW ARE YOU PLANNING TO PAY US BACK?

DO YOU TAKE BOOKS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Gets a Loan"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a character known for his manipulative and cunning nature, as he attempts to secure a loan from a bank. The loan is intended to purchase all the copies of a book he has authored, which is making it a bestseller.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's plan is to use the house as collateral for the loan, unless it's a dump.
• The bank representative asks how Dogbert plans to pay back the loan, to which he responds by taking books.
• The comic strip showcases Dogbert's clever and unorthodox approach to securing a loan, highlighting his resourcefulness and determination to achieve his goals.

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