Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th April 1999

Dilbert//3653, first published 27 years ago on Friday 16th April 1999

Tags

moron designed computer locks up threats to tech support

Official transcript

Dilmom is on the phone in front of her computer. She says, "Hello. May I speak to the moron who designed my computer?"

Dilbert's mom says, "My computer locks up five times a day. I'm going to drive over to your house and kick your white, pimply..."

Dilbert says, "Hi, Mom."

Dilmom says, into the phone, "Oh I'll FIND it!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO. MAY I SPEAK TO THE MORON WHO DESIGNED MY COMPUTER?

MY COMPUTER LOCKS UP FIVE TIMES A DAY. I'M GOING TO DRIVE OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR WHITE, PIMPLY...

HI, MOM.

OH, I'LL FIND IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Locked Out"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles.
• In this strip, Dilbert's mom calls him to complain about his computer locking up five times a day.
• Dilbert's response is to suggest that his mom might be the one who designed the computer, implying that she is responsible for its flaws.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with Dilbert's mom taking offense at his suggestion.
• The strip pokes fun at the common experience of dealing with technology issues and the frustration that can come with it.

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