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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st December 1998

Dilbert//3537, first published 28 years ago on Monday 21st December 1998


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supermodel trouble finding dates men are intimidated beauty computer skills system adminstartor health


Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at Dilbert's computer at home. Dilbert says, "I'm chatting with a supermodel who has trouble finding dates."

Dilbert says, "She says that men are intimidated by her beauty and her computer skills."

Dilbert says, "Dang! The system administrator is making a move on her."

Dogbert ears fly up. Dogbert says, "Type Faster!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M CHATTING WITH A SUPERMODEL WHO HAS TROUBLE FINDING DATES.

SHE SAYS MEN ARE INTIMIDATED BY HER BEAUTY AND HER COMPUTER SKILLS DANG! THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR IS MAKING A MOVE ON HER.

TYPE FASTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "System Administrator's Date"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1998, revolves around Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations on office life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is on a date with a supermodel who has trouble finding dates. However, their conversation quickly takes an unexpected turn when the supermodel reveals that men are intimidated by her beauty and computer skills.

As the date progresses, the supermodel's confidence grows, and she begins to assert her dominance over Dilbert. The strip culminates with the supermodel making a move on the system administrator, leaving Dilbert feeling intimidated and out of his league.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's Date: The comic strip centers around Dilbert's date with a supermodel.
  • Intimidation: The supermodel's beauty and computer skills intimidate men, including Dilbert.
  • System Administrator: The supermodel makes a move on the system administrator, leaving Dilbert feeling out of his league.
  • Witty Observations: The strip features Dilbert's signature witty observations on office life and relationships.

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