Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th December 1998

Dilbert//3531, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 15th December 1998

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power of cute ears abuse banking industry dogbert large withdrawl other peoples accounts

Official transcript

Dogbert has his ears up and walks down the street. Dogbert thinks, "I will now use my power of cute ears to abuse the banking industry."

Dogbert stands in front of a bank teller. Dogbert says, "I'd like to make a large withdrawal from other peoples' accounts."

Dogbert drags a huge bag of money down the street. Dogbert thinks, "It was funny when I made her count it twice."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WILL NOW USE MY POWER OF CUTE EARS TO ABUSE THE BANKING INDUSTRY.

I'D LIKE TO MAKE A LARGE WITHDRAWAL FROM OTHER PEOPLES' ACCOUNTS.

IT WAS FUNNY WHEN I MADE HER COUNT IT TWICE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Banking on a Bad Idea"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white office worker with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with his coworker, Alice. The conversation revolves around Dilbert's intention to abuse the banking industry by making large withdrawals from other people's accounts. Alice is amused by Dilbert's idea, recalling a similar incident where he made her count money twice.

Key Points:

• Dilbert plans to exploit the banking industry.
• Alice finds the idea humorous.
• The conversation highlights Dilbert's mischievous nature.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the banking industry and the quirks of office life.

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