Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st March 1998

Dilbert//3272, first published 28 years ago on Tuesday 31st March 1998

Tags

necktie getting shorter casual clothes six months necktie gone bald

Official transcript

Dilbert remarks to Wally, "Is it my imagination or is your necktie getting shorter every day?"

Wall chuckles. Wally replies, "I'm gradually moving toward casual clothes. In six months this necktie will be gone and no one will notice."

Dilbert says, "Everyone noticed when you went bald."

Wally asks, "I'm bald?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT MY IMAGINATION, OR IS YOUR NECKTIE GETTING SHORTER EVERY DAY?

...

I'M GRADUALLY MOVING TOWARD CASUAL CLOTHES.

IN SIX MONTHS THIS NECKTIE WILL BE GONE AND NO ONE WILL NOTICE.

EVERYONE NOTICED WHEN YOU WENT BALD.

I'M BALD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is "I'm Bald".

Scene 1: The Necktie

• A coworker asks Dilbert if his imagination is getting shorter, as his necktie seems to be getting shorter every day.
• Dilbert responds with a laugh, saying "Heh heh..." and continues to wear the necktie.

Scene 2: The Necktie Disappears

• Six months later, the necktie has disappeared, and Dilbert is wearing casual clothes.
• Dilbert's coworkers notice that he has gone bald.

Scene 3: The Baldness

• Dilbert asks his coworkers if they noticed when he went bald.
• The coworkers are shocked and surprised by Dilbert's baldness, and one of them exclaims, "Everyone noticed when you went bald."

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