Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th March 1997

Dilbert//2887, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 11th March 1997

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young and inexperinced naive question doing email after tax earnings alice stuffed body shirt sleeve

Official transcript

Asok stands behind Alice's desk and says, "I am young and inexperienced, so please excuse this naive question, Alice . . ."

Asok continues, "You spend hours every day 'doing e-mail.' How does this contribute to net after-tax earnings?"

Asok stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "Today I learned that Alice can stuff my entire body into one shirt sleeve."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM YOUNG AND INEXPERIENCED, SO PLEASE EXCUSE THIS NAIVE QUESTION, ALICE...

YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY "DOING EMAIL." HOW DOES THIS CONTRIBUTE TO NET AFTER-TAX EARNINGS?

TODAY I LEARNED THAT ALICE CAN STUFF MY ENTIRE BODY INTO ONE SHIRT SLEEVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Alice's Body Stuffing"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a conversation between two coworkers, Dilbert and Alice.
• Dilbert inquires about Alice's daily activities, and she responds that she spends hours doing e-mail.
• Dilbert is perplexed by this, as he believes it is an inefficient use of time.
• Alice reveals that she has learned to stuff her entire body into a single shirt sleeve, which she claims contributes to her after-tax earnings.
• The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of absurdity.

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