Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th March 1997

Dilbert//2884, first published 29 years ago on Saturday 8th March 1997

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rather the consulatant sit on head play bulldozer too much power

Official transcript

Ratbert tells the Boss, "Now that you're under my spell, I'd like to sit on your head and play bulldozer."

The Boss stares straight ahead and holds his arms out. Ratbert sits on the Boss's head and pulls on his hair. He says, "Make some engine noises with your lips!"

Ratbert laughs as the Boss makes noises. Alice asks Dilbert and Wally, "Do you think our consultant has too much power?"

Dilbert replies, "Nah. He's barely moving that file cabinet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT THE CONSULTANT NOW THAT YOU'RE UNDER MY SPELL, I'D LIKE TO SIT ON YOUR HEAD AND PLAY BULLDOZER.

MAKE SOME ENGINE NOISES WITH YOUR LIPS!

HA!!

BRBRBR BRBRBR DO YOU THINK OUR CONSULTANT HAS TOO MUCH POWER?

NAH. HE'S BARELY MOVING THAT FILE CABINET.

BROR BRBR BRBR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ratbert the Consultant"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Ratbert, a mouse, as a consultant who is hired to help a company improve its engine noises.
• Ratbert uses his spell to make the company's employees' lips move in unison, creating a loud and powerful sound.
• However, the company's file cabinet is not impressed by the noise and responds with a sarcastic comment.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consultants trying to solve problems with gimmicks rather than actual solutions.

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