Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd February 1997

Dilbert//2850, first published 29 years ago on Sunday 2nd February 1997

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cake engineers patent celebration patents schedule celebration

Official transcript

Dilbert says to the Boss's secretary, "Carol, could you check our pointy-haired boss's calendar?"

Carol grumbles. Dilbert explains, "We'd like to schedule a celebration for the engineers who got patents."

Carol grumbles. Dilbert says, "We're all available on the sixth, ninth, twentieth and the twenty-first."

Carol says, "I'll schedule it for the tenth. That's the only day he can do it."

Dilbert replies, "Um . . . None of the engineers can make it on the tenth."

Carol says, "It's not a perfect world."

Wally asks Dilbert, "When's the patent celebration?"

Dilbert says, "Shut up."

On the tenth, the Boss sits at a conference table eating cake. Carol stands behind him. The Boss says, "We should do this more often."

Carol says, "Yeah, I like cake."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, COULD YOU CHECK OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS'S CALENDAR?

GRUMBLE WED LIKE TO SCHEDULE A CELEBRATION FOR THE ENGINEERS WHO GOT PATENTS.

GRUMBLE WE'RE ALL AVAILABLE ON THE SIXTH, NINTH, TWENTIETH AND THE TWENTY-FIRST.

I'LL SCHEDULE IT FOR THE TENTH.

THAT'S THE ONLY DAY HE CAN DO IT.

UM... NONE OF THE ENGINEERS CAN MAKE IT ON THE TENTH.

IT'S NOT A PERFECT WORLD WHEN'S THE PATENT CELEBRATION?

SHUT UP ON THE TENTH WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN YEAH, I LIKE CAKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Patent Celebration"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a pointy-haired boss, attempting to schedule a celebration for engineers who have obtained patents. However, he encounters difficulties due to the fact that there are multiple engineers and no one can make it on the tenth. The conversation is presented in a series of panels, with each panel featuring a different character and their responses to Dilbert's attempts to schedule the celebration.

Key Points:

• Dilbert tries to schedule a celebration for engineers who have obtained patents.
• He encounters difficulties due to the fact that there are multiple engineers and no one can make it on the tenth.
• The conversation is presented in a series of panels, with each panel featuring a different character and their responses to Dilbert's attempts to schedule the celebration.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of scheduling events and the complexities of dealing with multiple individuals with conflicting schedules.

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