Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st January 1997

Dilbert//2838, first published 29 years ago on Tuesday 21st January 1997

Tags

perfromance review alleged misdeeds lower rating fit bell curve selling crack

Official transcript

Wally tells the Boss, "I can't sign this performance review! It's full of alleged misdeeds that you invented to lower my rating!"

The Boss replies, "Yes, but I think it reflects the sort of things you MIGHT do. I had to make all the reviews fit a bell curve."

Wally screams, "I am NOT selling crack from my cubicle!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T SIGN THIS PERFORMANCE REVIEW!

IT'S FULL OF ALLEGED MISDEEDS THAT YOU INVENTED TO LOWER MY RATING!

YES, BUT I THINK IT REFLECTS THE SORT OF THINGS YOU MIGHT DO.

I HAD TO MAKE ALL THE REVIEWS FIT A BELL CURVE.

I AM NOT SELLING CRACK FROM MY CUBICLE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Performance Review"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous scene where an employee is being evaluated by their manager. The employee is frustrated with the review process, feeling that it is biased and unfair. The manager, however, is confident in their assessment and believes that the employee's performance has improved.

Key Points:

• The employee is unhappy with the review, feeling that it is not accurate.
• The manager is confident in their assessment, but the employee disagrees.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the common issue of biased performance reviews.
• The use of humor and satire highlights the absurdity of the situation.

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