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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd December 1994

Dilbert//2058, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 3rd December 1994


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dogberts tech support three menu read a memo


Official transcript

Dogbert sits at a desk and says into the phone, "So . . . There are three menu choices and the first two didn't work . . ."

Dogbert's continues, "Some people would have recklessly tried the third choice before calling for help. But I can tell you're different."

Dogbert continues, "Let's be honest with ourselves, Dave. Do you think anybody is going to read a memo from you?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT SO... THERE ARE THREE MENU CHOICES AND THE FIRST TWO DIDN'T WORK ..

SOME PEOPLE WOULD HAVE RECKLESSLY TRIED THE THIRD CHOICE BEFORE CALLING FOR HELP. BUT I CAN TELL YOU'RE DIFFERENT.

LET'S BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES, DAVE DO YOU THINK ANYBODY IS GOING TO READ A MEMO FROM YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert's Tech Support"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1994, features Dogbert, a white dog, providing tech support to a client. The client is frustrated with the menu choices on their computer and has tried the first two options without success. Dogbert suggests trying the third option, but the client is skeptical.

Key Points:

  • The client is frustrated with the menu choices on their computer.
  • Dogbert suggests trying the third option, but the client is skeptical.
  • The client asks Dogbert if anyone is going to read a memo from him.
  • Dogbert responds that he can tell the client is different.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the common experience of dealing with technical support and the frustration that can come with it. It also highlights the importance of clear communication and understanding in resolving technical issues.

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