Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th November 1994

Dilbert//2051, first published 32 years ago on Saturday 26th November 1994

Tags

new name for group engineering science research designed business cards long name complicated

Official transcript

The Boss, Dilbert and Wally sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "I came up with a new name for our group."

The Boss continues, "From now on we're the 'Engineering Science Research Technology Systems Information Quality and Excellence Center.'"

Wally says, "You should throw 'efficiency' in there too."

The Boss holds up a long piece of paper and says, "I designed the business cards myself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAME UP WITH A NEW NAME FOR OUR GROUP.

FROM NOW ON WE'RE THE "ENGINEERING SCIENCE RESEARCH TECHNOLOGY SYSTEMS INFORMATION QUALITY AND EXCELLENCE CENTER." YOU SHOULD THROW "EFFICIENCY" IN THERE TOO.

I DESIGNED THE BUSINESS CARDS MYSELF

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A New Name for Our Group"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a group of employees in a meeting, with one employee announcing a new name for their group: "Engineering Science Research Technology Systems Information Quality and Excellence Center."
• The employee explains that the name change is necessary to reflect the group's focus on efficiency and excellence.
• The other employees are skeptical of the name change, with one employee suggesting that it is too long and confusing.
• The employee who proposed the name change insists that it is necessary to convey the group's values and mission.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of overcomplicating things with overly long and complex names.

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