Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th November 1994
Dilbert//2035, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 10th November 1994
Tags
business process well designed porcess compensate apathy
Official transcript
The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "As your consultant, I'll tell you how to improve your business processes."
Dogbert continues, "I'll show you how a well-designed process can compensate for your sloth, apathy and all-around incompetence."
Dogbert continues, "But most important: let's have fun."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
AS YOUR CONSULTANT, I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR BUSINESS PROCESSES.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A WELL-DESIGNED PROCESS CAN COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SLOTH, APATHY AND ALL-AROUND INCOMPETENCE.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT: LET'S HAVE FUN.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Process Improvement"
Summary:
The comic strip features a consultant addressing a group of business professionals, emphasizing the importance of improving their processes. The consultant suggests that a well-designed process can compensate for sloth, apathy, and incompetence, but notes that it's crucial to have fun.
Key Points:
- The consultant is attempting to improve the business processes of the group.
- A well-designed process can help overcome limitations such as sloth, apathy, and incompetence.
- The consultant emphasizes the importance of having fun while working on process improvement.
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