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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th November 1994

Dilbert//2035, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 10th November 1994


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business process well designed porcess compensate apathy


Official transcript

The Boss, Wally, Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a conference table. Dogbert says, "As your consultant, I'll tell you how to improve your business processes."

Dogbert continues, "I'll show you how a well-designed process can compensate for your sloth, apathy and all-around incompetence."

Dogbert continues, "But most important: let's have fun."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS YOUR CONSULTANT, I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR BUSINESS PROCESSES.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A WELL-DESIGNED PROCESS CAN COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SLOTH, APATHY AND ALL-AROUND INCOMPETENCE.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT: LET'S HAVE FUN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Process Improvement"

Summary:

The comic strip features a consultant addressing a group of business professionals, emphasizing the importance of improving their processes. The consultant suggests that a well-designed process can compensate for sloth, apathy, and incompetence, but notes that it's crucial to have fun.

Key Points:

  • The consultant is attempting to improve the business processes of the group.
  • A well-designed process can help overcome limitations such as sloth, apathy, and incompetence.
  • The consultant emphasizes the importance of having fun while working on process improvement.

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