Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th October 1994

Dilbert//2021, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 27th October 1994

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dogbert ethics advisor prodcut mail people high fees procedure ethics advice return stupid prodcut

Official transcript

"Dogbert: Ethics Advisor"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT: ETHICS ADVISOR WE MAIL OUR PRODUCT TO PEOPLE AND TELL THEM IT'S FREE FOR ONE YEAR.

THEN WE START NAILING THEM WITH HIGH FEES BECAUSE THEY'LL FORGET THE PROCEDURE FOR RETURNING THE PRODUCT.

THEY'RE TRAPPED.

SO, DID YOU HAVE SOME ETHICS ADVICE?

NO. I ASKED YOU HERE SO I CAN RETURN YOUR STUPID PRODUCT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Ethics Advisor"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, an ethics advisor, in a humorous scenario. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• A person requests advice on returning a product, citing high fees for the return process.
• Dogbert advises the person to mail the product to people and offer it for free for one year.
• When the person asks if they have any ethics advice, Dogbert responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that the person can return their "stupid product" if they have any.

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