Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st October 1994

Dilbert//2015, first published 32 years ago on Friday 21st October 1994

Tags

3 hour meeting doesn't apply highly paid contractor oxygen to brains multimedia developer

Official transcript

It looks like you're off to a three-hour staff meeting that doesn't apply to me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OFF TO A THREE-HOUR STAFF MEETING THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO ME I'M GLAD I'M A HIGHLY PAID CONTRACTOR. I'LL BE INCREASING MY SKILLS WHILE YOU FIGHT TO GET OXYGEN TO YOUR BRAINS.

THREE HOURS LATER I BECAME A MULTIMEDIA DEVELOPER. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Multimedia Development"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 1994, features Dilbert and his coworkers discussing a staff meeting that did not apply to him. The conversation highlights the absurdity of corporate meetings and the lack of relevance to certain employees.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's coworker, a highly paid contractor, claims to be increasing his skills while fighting to get oxygen to his brains.
• The contractor's statement is met with skepticism by Dilbert and his coworkers.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate jargon and the lack of productivity in meetings.
• The punchline "I became a multimedia developer. How was your day?" adds to the humor, implying that the contractor's skills are not relevant to the company's needs.

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