Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th September 1994

Dilbert//1990, first published 32 years ago on Monday 26th September 1994

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saint dogbert priority matrix agenda

Official transcript

"I invited Saint Dogbert to bludgeon anybody who strays from the agenda into something stupid."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVITED SAINT DOGBERT TO BLUDGEON ANYBODY WHO STRAYS FROM THE AGENDA INTO SOMETHING STUPID.

THAT REMINDS ME OF THE PRODUCTIZATION OF OUR TIGER TEAM'S PRIORITY MATRIX.

ACTUALLY, THAT WAS ON THE AGENDA.

OOPS.

CARRY ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Agenda"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 1994, features Dilbert and his coworkers in a meeting. The conversation revolves around the agenda, with Saint Dogbert, a character known for his eccentricities, attempting to disrupt the meeting. He claims to have invited Saint Bludgeon, who is not present, to bludgeon anyone who strays from the agenda. The other characters are skeptical, but Saint Dogbert insists that he has productized the tiger team's priority matrix, which is actually just the agenda. The meeting quickly descends into chaos as Saint Dogbert becomes increasingly agitated and starts throwing things. The other characters are shocked and try to intervene, but Saint Dogbert continues to rant and rave, eventually being escorted out of the meeting by security. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate meetings and the quirks of its characters.

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