Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd September 1994

Dilbert//1986, first published 32 years ago on Thursday 22nd September 1994

Tags

beat it out changing mind engineering goons project requirements thoughts won't share meditation

Open source transcript

THE PROJECT REQUIREMENTS ARE FORMING IN MY MIND NOW THEY'RE CHANGING..

CHANGING... CHANGING..

CHANGING... OKAY. NO, WAIT... CHANGING.

CHANGING...

DONE NATURALLY, I WON'T BE SHARING ANY OF THESE THOUGHTS WITH ENGINEERING.

I BUDGETED FOR SOME GOONS TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Never-Ending Project"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting between two men, one representing the project requirements and the other representing the engineer. The engineer is frustrated with the constant changes to the project requirements, which are being dictated by the project manager. The project manager's response is to continue making changes, citing that the project requirements are forming in his mind.

Key Points:

• The project manager is making frequent changes to the project requirements.
• The engineer is frustrated with these changes and wants to focus on engineering.
• The project manager is not willing to share his thoughts with the engineer.
• The engineer is concerned that the project will never be completed due to the constant changes.

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