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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th September 1992

Dilbert//1250, first published 34 years ago on Wednesday 16th September 1992


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dilbert dogbert vegetarian dead animals cook carcinogenic eat nutritious question reason cult


Official transcript

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says, "Dogbert, I don't understand why you, or anybody, would become a vegetarian."

Dogbert replies, "You mean, why don't I take dead animals, cook them until they become carcinogenic, then eat them instead of something nutritious? Is that your question?"

Dilbert answers, "Exactly. Is there any good reason? Have you joined a cult?"

Dogbert replies, "Apparently."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU, OR ANYBODY, WOULD BECOME A VEGETARIAN.

9-10 YOU MEAN, WHY DON'T I TAKE DEAD ANIMALS, COOK THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME CARCINOGENIC, THEN EAT THEM INSTEAD OF SOMETHING NUTRITIOUS?

IS THAT YOUR QUESTION?

EXACTLY. IS THERE ANY GOOD REASON?

HAVE YOU JOINED A CULT ?

APPARENTLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Cultivating a Conversation"

Summary:

In this 'Dilbert' comic strip, a conversation between Dogbert and Dilbert unfolds. The exchange begins with Dogbert's inquiry about Dilbert's vegetarianism, which prompts Dilbert to explain that he refrains from consuming dead animals to avoid contributing to their carcinogenic nature. However, Dogbert's response is unexpected, as he asks if Dilbert has joined a cult. This unexpected twist adds a layer of humor to the conversation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip's tone is lighthearted and playful, making it an entertaining read for fans of the 'Dilbert' series.

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