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The Astonishing Science of Why Your Flatmate Loves to Wear Nappy Colours at 3 a.m.

The Astonishing Science of Why Your Flatmate Loves to Wear Nappy Colours at 3 a.m. Abstract What does a tape‑measured stack of fluorescent “nappy” colours have to do with the nightly rituals of the

How to Make a Chaplain Out of a Clueless Home School Teacher (A Step‑by‑Step Guide)

How to Make a Chaplain Out of a Clueless Home‑School Teacher A Step‑by‑Step Guide (with the Quietest Hints of Britishergonomics) The following is strictly a parody for the benefit of

The Mystery of the Vanishing Left Socks: A Truthful Investigation into Laundry Affairs

The Mystery of the Vanishing Left Socks An earnest, no-nonsense investigation into the great laundry heist that has left millions of socks unpaired and citizens bereft of breathability. The Scene Is All

Frog‑Olympics: The Untold Story of Britain's Most Competitive Swimmers in Toad‑Shaped Attire

Frog‑Olympics: The Untold Story of Britain’s Most Competitive Swimmers in Toad‑Shaped Attire By J. H. Croak, The Daily Gator The year 2024 has seen record numbers of kettledrum‑hits,

Nonsense at the Newsstand: Why Every Headline is an Adventure in Creative Word‑Economics

Nonsense at the Newsstand: Why Every Headline Is an Adventure in Creative Word‑Economics When you tug a bag of newspapers out of the bustling newsstand on a rain‑slick Oxford Street, you’re

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