Poetry

Remix

In the heart of the city’s underground theatre, Where vinyl sighs and synths entwine, A DJ lifts the needle, daring to remix Yesterday’s anthem into tomorrow’s pulse. He flicks through crates like

Sheffield United

At Bramall Lane where the steel city dreams, Beneath the Towles' watch, or floodlit beams, Red and white stripes cut through the grey, Where Blades have fought for another day. The Kop's a roar,

Mound

Mound Upon the quiet field, a mound does rise, A gentle hump where earth and whispers meet. It cradles secrets of forgotten times, A silent watcher 'neath the changing skies. Children clamber up

Aston Villa

Claret and blue, the colours of pride, At Villa Park where hopes reside, The Holte End roars, a loyal tide, Singing for the Villans far and wide. From Witton’s lanes to Birmingham’s

Intel

In silicon halls where circuits hum, Intel's quiet pulse, a steady drum. From wafer thin to thought's bright gleam, It weaves the dreams of modern dream. Each transistor, a whispered thought, In British labs, by

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