Jokes

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.

Why did the chemist break

Why did the chemist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.

Just got my paintball exam

Just got my paintball exam results. I passed with flying colours.

Why did the calendar stay

Why did the calendar stay in bed? It had too many dates.

What did the fish say

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!

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