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Brolly Riddles: An Empirical Study of Portable Umbrellas in a World Without Rain

Brolly Riddles: An Empirical Study of Portable Umbrellas in a World Without Rain By Dr. L. G. H. S. Martin, Department of Even‑Star Stuff, University of Droughtshire Abstract In a world that has

Public Transport, Horses, and the Great Brain Drain: How Lorries Have Outpaced Us

Public Transport, Horses, and the Great Brain Drain: How Lorries Have Outpaced Us In the grand tapestry of British transport, the image of a sturdy horse trotting along a

Quarantine Logarithms: My Diary as a Professional Loafer

Quarantine Logarithms: My Diary as a Professional Loafer By F. L. A. Tar You might think a professional loafer is a cheeky paradox – a person who offers a service to the

Wingding: The Crisis of Knowing When to Stop Using 'Winging It' in Business

Wingding: The Crisis of Knowing When to Stop Using ‘Winging It’ in Business In the grand tradition of British pragmatism, I’ve recently witnessed the great “wing‑ding” – a phenomenon that has

Flatmate's Attempt at Being a Bard: Amphibious Poetry in the Studio

Flatmate’s Attempt at Being a Bard: Amphibious Poetry in the Studio By Siobhan “Quill” London‑Bridge, Staff Writer, The Great British Groan* If ever there was a British living‑room that resembled

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